- its so fucking hot you think you are going to pass out at any moment - you blast your AC, and turn it on and off about ten times during the night - airport staff help you wheel your luggage to the people waiting to pick you up - airport staff lift your ridiculously heavy luggage onto the conveyor belts - flight attendants put your carry-on luggage away for you, adjust your seat into its upright position for you and replace your table for you. talk about service. - flight attendants give you their pen to keep - your sink is soooo low you get a backache from just washing your face - after driving your mother's good car, your own car's breaks feel like they don't work- back to driving a jalopy makes you realize how shitty it is - you get confused when you turn corners about which lane you are meant to be in - you take a boat to work - you are already sweating as you get out of the shower - you are back to taking three showers a day - kids point - people stare - people wonder what you are doing at the bank.. hmm... i wonder!?
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